Donald Trump’s Self-Destruction

Here are the spoof lyrics I just wrote.

I hope to sing this and record it to Youtube in a day or so…

Donald being Donald tells the world where it can go: "People try to put me down, but I just tell them all to kiss my billions.

Donald being Donald tells the world where it can go: “People try to put me down, but I just tell them all to kiss my billions.

Donald Trump’s mouth it is exploding
Violence foaming’, NRA bullets at Hillary loadin’
You’re old enough to vote but what’s with this joker joking?’
You don’t believe in hate but whats Donald confabulatin”?
And even the Republican Party is disintegrating

But you tell me
Over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
Donald Trump is self-destructing
Nah ya don’t believe Trump is self-destructing

I don’t understand what Trump’s trying to say
Except white people are all okay
But Mexican and Muslims please stay away
If Trump’s elected he’ll have the button and he’ll push it
Just scare them away

Donald Trump, centre, petting Dickie, his pet goat. Left, Jeff Daniels, Dumb; on the Right Jim Carey, Dumber. Trump of course will play Dumbest as soon as the election is over.

Donald Trump, centre, petting Dickie, his pet goat. Left, Jeff Daniels, Dumb; on the Right Jim Carey, Dumber. Trump of course will play Dumbest as soon as the election is over.

But you tell me
Over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
Donald Trump is self-destructing
Nah ya don’t believe Trump is self-destructing
Trump will build a wall to make them feel small,
But those crazy Mexicans will simply
Go underground and they’ll be tunnelling away
Through the heart of Texas and into the USofA
With the world on the march
There’ll be no one left to watch reality TV
Take a look at Donald Trump boy,He’s bound to scare you boy

But you tell me
Over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
Donald Trump is self-destructing
Nah ya don’t believe Trump is self-destructing

I came in like a wrecking ball All I wanted was to build more walls

Ok, let’s give due to the genius who penned and sang the original Eve of Destruction. Mr. Barry MacGuire. Your words ring true 52 years later.

Over to Barry!

(c) Fgiorno spoof “Donald Trump’s Self-Destruction” written August 18 2016
–original words Barry McGuire, Eve of Destruction 1964)

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“Shadowy Mexican Underground Guerilla Leader Francisco Mario y Miguel Diaz Mocks Trumps Wall Proposal…we will simply dig tunnels!”

Saying Mexican Prostitutes, Drug Dealers, Murderers and Exploited Hotel and Casino Workers will Simply Tunnel their Way to poor paying jobs in the United States, Miguel Diaz laughed his trademark high pitched hyena laugh, before turning to his notorious Harvard educated translator Pedro dos Papagallos.

In a rare communique shadowy Mexican Underground guerilla leader Francisco Mario y Miguel Diaz mocked Donald Trump’s policy of building a wall along the border with the United States.

Through dos Papagallos, Miguel Diaz said:

“Wall? No stinking wall is going to keep us Mexicans from coming into los Estados Unidos de los Americas (United States of America). Pui.. I spit in Trumpones’ face.” declared Miquel Diaz.

Speaking in Mexican Miquel Diaz continued: “Este Trumpone ‘ee eees mui loco eef, eee teenks a steeenking muro donde este lo salle dos banos…can keeping usted froma deeeging di mundo’s mucho profundo tunnel eento Los Estados Unidos,” Miquel Diaz boasted laughing maniacally.

Speaking dos Papagallos, Miquel Diaz added, ” With all due respect Mr. Trump may go ahead and build his wall, Indeed he should build it all the way to Uranus, a place I am sure he is well acquainted with.”

The dos Papagallos  continued after listening intently to a 15 minute rant by Miquel Diaz : “Shirley, and I do mean Shirley (his El Paso Texas, girlfriend, narco-hooker, revolutionary, and drug dealer and all round bad Mexican) –

” If Trump is intent on building this wall let him spend his own billions and not bankrupt the decent hard working taxpayers of America…because while he is building his wall we will be tunnelling 10,000 ft below ground. One thing we Mexicans can stand is the extreme heat of hell.”

“And once the wall is built we Mexicans will come in even greater numbers to spite his ugly Gringo face…stupid Bianqui!” sneered Miguel Diaz in contempt through his translator. “We will flood through many underground highways from hell to bring drugs, prostitutes, and exploited hotel and casino workers employed by Trump him self.”

Neither Trump nor any member of his campaign cared to comment, However, in a news release issued later Trump’s campaign chair Bozo the Clown said if the Mexicans plan on building a tunnel to the US — well we will just have to build the wall a little higher.”

"If Miguel Diaz wants to build tunnels, well we just have to build our wall a little higher," said Trump's Campaign Manager Bozo the Clown.

“If Miguel Diaz wants to build tunnels, well we just have to build our wall a little higher,” said Trump’s Campaign Manager Bozo the Clown.

Hillary Clinton rolling her eyes once more said. “Yes, Miguel Diaz is right on, he has a point,” she said. ” Trump is elected and he builds his wall the Mexicans will just dig so many tunnels the Texas border will look like cheese cloth.”

And as mysteriously as Francisco Mario y Miquel Diaz made his appearance he disappeared into the vast Mexican underground.

But before he vanished into the ether the gathered reporters heard a cackling laugh and a sneering voice say in Mexican .. ” Trump ee ees mucho absolulement loco…no steeeenking muro keep Chicanos away. hahahahahahhha we fabricados unos profundo tunnelos dos los diablos….hahahahahahahah.”

And he was gone.

Has Daffy Donald’s bozo wall idea finally come tumbling down?

Here is Fake News’ wall expert John Cougar Mellencamp to give you his musical answer, John over to you.

 

Trump Tells the World : ” I’m A Loser, Baby – So Why Don’t You Kill Me”

Loser Daffy Donald Trump hanging out with another loser friend Mouamar Gadaffi. "I love you Mouamar, I will follow you into the Dark."

Loser Daffy Donald Trump hanging out with another loser friend the late Mouammar Gadaffi. Trump was heard to shout “I love you Mouammar, I will follow you into the Dark.”

Donald Trump just cannot stop courting controversy.

Today Trump the Frump declared and I quote ” I’m a loser, baby so why don’t you kill me…”

Many took this statement from Trump to mean that he wants members of the National Rifle Association to kill him too because he doesn’t want to be upstaged should anything happen to Hillary Clinton and she get a massive upsurge of sympathy in the polls. Trumps fear comes after he,Trump, the dumbest man in America,suggested that the NRA members had in their hands the means to stop Clinton thanks to the 2nd Amendment.

Shortly after Trumpy uttered his “I’m a Loser” statement, one time semi-famous rock star Beck issued a statement that Trumpo directly plagiarized Beck’s only recognizable tune “Loser “and he wanted the alleged billionaire Trumpenstein to pay him some royalties.

Trump’s wife Melania accepted responsibility for the plagiarism saying she can’t help her self. She loved the song and it stuck in her head and she honestly believed it was an original thought in her mind when she told her husband about it.

Coming only a day after he urged National Rifle Association members to assassinate his rival Hilary Clinton as the only way he could possibly win the upcoming Presidential election, Trump’s statement was extremely stupid but well within the standards of craziness he has employed throughout his bizarre campaign to become the first openly crazy man to be elected President.

Many Americans recall that three previous presidents, Lyndon Baines Johsnson, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush were certifiable but they kept their craziness closeted. Although LBJ once was seen only US national TV tormenting a couple of beagle pups by holding them up by their ears until they yelped. Like Trump, Nixon and George W. were Republicans. LBJ was a Democrat who today many believe orchestrated the assassination of JFK.

Trump Campaign Announces Wrecking Ball Will Be New Campaign Theme Song

Yesterday Donald Trump attacked Japan one of the US’s staunchest allies. Such a strategically placed frontal assault come on the eve of the anniversary of the US nuclear bombing of Hiroshima Japan.

Dumb and Dumber and Dumbest2

Today a day after another Trump demolition derby, Trump’s campaign Chair announced that from now on ” Wrecking Ball” will be The Trump campaign’s new theme song.

I came in like a wrecking ball l I wanted was to build more walls

I came in like a wrecking ball
l I wanted was to build more walls


Miley Cyrus said she is cool with that and invited Trump to a twerk-off…no word if the Trumpster will accept the offer.

All material referencing the song Wrecking Ball are copyrighted by Miley Cyrus and are used here for educational purposes only and for the prophetic lyrics of the song. Please watch the original and support Ms.Cyrus’ innovative music.