Donald Trump Can’t Handle the Truth : Political Humour by Frank Giorno

A message to Boss Trump from Jack Nicholson – You Can’t Handle The Truth!

Trump you, and your bone spurred heels, just  Can’t Handle the Truth!

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Donald “Big Boss Man” Trump Can’t Handle the Truth…so he lies and lies and lies…so much so that he has set many of his pants on fire. Photo courtesy of Pinterest.

So you lie and lie and lie and lie and lie and lie. You lie so much you are starting to resemble a rug! Bad-a -boom.

You are such a liar that you have set numerous of your pants on fire! Badda bing!

You have had to order a supply of fresh, fire proof, Trump pants from Trump clothing manufacturers in Bangla Desh and China. Yep! Trump is lying when he tells you he will force American companies to manufacture in the US and create jobs.

Maybe for others, but not for Boss Trump. Gee Willy, just do as Boss Trump says and don’t worry about the the lying he does. OK? Don’t worry be happy!

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Trump! Drain thyself.

Hey Big Boss Trump! Liar Liar your nose is longer than a telephone wire. Ba ba ba boom!

Let’s hear the truth about Big Bad, Mad Dog, Donald “The Lying Twit” Trump. Here is a classic by the Castaways that sums it up nicely.

And while Big Boss Trump is being such a wooly bully, attacking war hero John McCain, nice guy President Barack Obama,  and straight talking Florida Congresswoman, Frederica Wilson ; weasely Republican senate majority leader Mitch McConnell; befuddled Attorney General Jeff Sessions; cool as a cumber Republican Senator Bob Corker and many, many, many more. A virtual cast of thousands bullied by President Wooly Bully Boss Trump.

Please add the names of others bullied, by the Wooly-Bully-in-Chief , Trump the Grump right here.

In fact, Big Boss Trump is such a bully, that being his best friend won’t prevent him from bullying you or even firing you, right Mooch? Right Dr. Evil Steve Bannon? Right Paul Manafort, Mr. Russia! Right, Roger Stone-face, international man of mischief! Right Corey Lewandowski! Right, Sean Spicer! Right, right, right, right,

Might as well get the scoop about bullying from….are you kidding me? First Lady Melania Trump is making anti-bullying her life’s calling. Poor gal obviously has gotten first hand, eh? But, give me a friggin break here.

Forget Melania, let’s go with the classic bully song from Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs — Wooly Bully!

Uno, dos, tres, quatro! Holy Shit! Mexicans and Muslim extremists all rolled into one, Mr. Trump, oh no!

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They’re coming to take the President away…haha…heehee…to the funny farm

Donald J. Trump is a paranoid, who hallucinates nonsense and then tweets his delusions to the world.

The birther nonsense in which he falsely accused former President Obama of being born in Kenya, when in fact the records clearly show Obama was born in Hawaii, which last time I checked was a state in the United States of America.

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A clearly unhinged President Donald J. Trump tells the world via a post midnight sleep deprived tweet that Obama bugged his phones. He is mad I tell you…completely kookoo.  

More recently, Trump claimed that 3 million illegal aliens voted against him and that is why he didn’t win the popular vote.

He clearly was angered that his claims to the greatest electoral victory in US history actually ranked 46 out of 54 elections.

He deluded himself into thinking that the crowd at his inaugural was “yuge”, the largest ever and lashed out at the media when they showed that Obama’s first inaugural was actually “yuger” as was the Women’s protest the following Saturday.

Now he has gone completely beyond the pale into absolutely, weird territory and perpetrated the greatest outrage by a sitting President against his predecessor.

Trump announced earlier this week in one of his frequent sleep deprived, midnight tweets that President Obama wiretapped his phones at the Trump Tower.

Trump had absolutely no evidence but the rantings of Breitbart and other wingnuts of the alt.right movement. More importantly the Hallucinator in Chief clearly had no idea how difficult it is to obtain a court ordered wire tap. I guess he shoulda attended his intelligence briefings prior to being sworn in.

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I came in like a wrecking ball All I wanted was to build more walls

This latest hallucination clearly shows that man is a danger to himself and the nation. So why not fill out a community committal order at the local D.C. Mental Health Hospital.

“Mr. President, I regret to inform you that they are coming to take you away – those nice young men in their nice white coats. With the butterfly nets. They are at the door sir.”

“They are coming to take you away sir. They have the white straight jackets ready.”

“Should I inform Melania and the kids?”

Doing the Wire Tappin With You:Crazy new dance sensation inspired by Trump’s braggadocios claim he was wire tapped by Obama

deplorabes_sexThe audacity of bold lies by Donald Trump never ends.

He learned from the best, the discredited human, Roy Cohn, who infamously was the counsel to the maniacal Senator Joe McCarthy of the communist witch hunt fame, prior to taking Trump under his wings.

Cohn taught Trump that when you are under attack, you counter attack with all you got, even if all you got is nothing but lies, big lies and damned lies.

Like Old Joe McCarthy boldly stating he had a list of 50 communists employed in the state department…never were. Big Lie…Next time use a number like 47. More believable than 50.

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Donald Trump, admires Adolf Hitler. Notice the Hitlerian influence on Trump. Here is Trump’s open mouth yelling of his hateful messages..Just like Adolph Hitler’s open mouth yelling.

So Trump has been caught with his pants down on the Russian collusion deal to steal the US election. No problem. Accuse Barack Obama of wire tapping your phone. No proof ?

It doesn’t matter there are enough suckers in the USA that at least 37 percent may believe you.

So without further adieu, or is it ado?Let’s have some fun get on the dance floor, and move to this crazy new Trump inspired dance sensation called the Wire Tappin. Enjoy.

Do the Wire Tappin

by Frank “Twinkle Toes” Giorno

I wire tap you
And you wire tap me
Pick up the phone
And I know I am not alone
Steal my dirty secrets
And I steal your slimy plan
And Spin your partner, dip
And hold her/him with your hand.
Wire tappin
Wire tappin
Finger snappin
Thigh slappin
I’m Wire tappin
With you and you and you
You get down on your knees
Plant the bug on the rug
Jump and count to three
Double kick
Whoppee
I just give the cord a dug
I am happy as slug
I just inserted a listening device
I think it will suffice
And your looking awfully nice
Wire tappin
Wire tappin
Finger snapping
Thigh slappin
I’m Doing the Wire Tappin
With you and you and you
You pull my wire
I pull your string
You call your lawyer
There’s just one thing
I caught you plotting with the Russians
Illegal Aliens in your kitchen
Just shutup and stop your crazy bitchin
Please stop your whining
And shake your hips
Give that blonde rug a flip
You are such bloody hipocrite
But I can’t stop loving you
What else can I do
When I am wire tappin with you and you and you
Wire tappin
Wire tappin
Finger snapping
Thigh slappin
I love doing the Wire Tappin
With you and you and you!

 

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Where did that boyish head of hair come from? America has a right to know!

Let’s face it Donald Trump is lying again. He lies all the time. He can’t stop. He is addicted to lying. He loves. He adores it.

Henry Rollins, the great sage musician of the 1980s and 1990s knows exactly why Donald Trump lies. HR understand the seductive power of the lie.

Listen as Henry Rollins predicts the US’s fascination with lyin’.

Art form that their idiot President has elevated to an art form.

Here is Henry Rollins with his classic song “Liar”.

 

Political Humour: “The Lost Wager ” by Frank Giorno : A Northern Blog – The world seen through northern eyes

Recently I asked my Facebook friends to provide me advice on how I should handle a request for a replacement cheque of $100  that I provided a right wing friend of mine when Donald Trump was declared president-elect of the United States.

Thank you for all your advice on how to respond for the request  for me to replace the $100 cheque.

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Donald Trump, admires Adolf Hitler. Notice the Hitlerian influence on Trump. Here is Trump’s open mouth yelling of his hateful messages..Just like Adolph Hitler’s open mouth yelling.

After I sent the $100 cheque to my hyper conservative friend, he failed to deposit it and left it in his shirt pocket which his wife put in the washing machine and dryer thus destroying it.

I dismissed outright the suggestion from another elderly conservative, Trump-loving friend (well more elderly than me LOL), who wanted me to immediately re-write the cheque and send it to the unfortunate fellow whose wife laundered the cheque in the wash.

To all my middle of the road and lefty friends who said I paid my debt and it is his problem that the cheque was destroyed in the wash ha ha ha ha ha…the symbolism is drenched in comedy. LOL.

As an admirer of Canadian Prime Minister William Lyon McKenzie King who on the issue of a Canadian wartime conscription during World War 2 utter these very funny words: (part of the evolution of the Canadian comedy tradition, I guess) — my approach will be be pragmatic and flexible.

“Conscription but not necessarily conscription,”said PM King.

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Wartime Canadian PM, William Lyon Mackenzie King.

So in paraphrasing King, I say unto the the winner of the wager: “Re-issuing the cheque, but not necessarily re-issuing the cheque”

Here is my email to his wife with my proposed solution.

“Haha ha a ha ha ha ha ha LOL.

This must be God’s displeasure at the incomprehensible results of the US election leading to the so-called victory of the satanic Mr. Trump.

How else can one explain the comedy over the destruction of the cheque that was my payment in full for the $100 wager I lost to your husband.

And the irony that the cheque was destroyed while his shirt was being washed and laundered clean.

As if God was saying “wash away the filth that is Donald Trump.”

Trump is a loser, whom 65 million Americans rejected, but despite only gaining 63 million votes – two million less than Hillary Clinton, the undemocratic US ‘Lector College declared Trump, President.

(The ‘Lector College kills democracy as surely as Hannibal Lecter killed people in Silence of the Lambs).

Doesn’t the Book of Revelation say something about the end of times being near when the insane rule over the good, sane people of the earth? LOL!

Donald Trump is the first, openly insane presidential candidate to win the Presidency.

Some of us remember the insane candidacy of Lyndon Larouche. Mr. Larouche who espoused much of the same philosophy as the Trumpster never won in the 1980s and 1990s.

I must also note, that the 2016 Election was also tainted by the massive and unprecedented incursion of the FBI into the election on Trump’s behalf a week prior to voting – falsely claiming Clinton was embroiled in Anthony Weiner’s emails. And then saying oops…we were wrong – she wasn’t.

Let me think about whether I should replace the cheque.

Certainly if I do re-issue it, it will be after the recount in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania, that will be triggered by allegations of cyber hacking of the computer based voting systems in those states.

Jill Stein, the Green Party presidential candidate, has already filed for a recount in Michigan on Friday. She now has the funds to officially demand a recount in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.

Also, I will require your husband to sign an agreement/acknowledgement and mail it to me before I possibly send him the replacement cheque.

That is of course unless the recounts in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania reverse the totals thus giving those states’ electoral college votes to Hillary Clinton, who in those circumstances will be declared President elect.

In that case of course your husband will send me the cheque.

In the attachment I have included several sections from Harry Hurt III’s 1993 book on Trump and Ivana titled “Lost Tycoon”. The sections describe Donald Trump’s brutal sexual assault and rape of his wife at the time– Ivana Trump.

You can not say this book is some false news that was cooked up to defeat Trump in this election, like the James Comey false allegations and all the Ezra Levant and Breitbart bullshit your husband wants me to read in his support of Trump.

These facts in Harry Hurt’s book have stood the test of time and are true. Trump has had 23 years to sue the writer for libel, but he didn’t because the truth will trump Trump and his denials that he raped Ivana.

Ivana filed a deposition in court in 1992 saying she was raped by Donald Trump in 1989. She also told author Harry Hurt III the same information in the interviews, Hurt conducted with Ivana. Hurt also interviewed Trump himself, Trump’s dad Fred and others in researching the book.

Afterwards, Trump got a restraining order on Ivana because their pre-nuptial agreement said she could not disclose the details of Trump’s business and personal life.

Fearing that the courts would take everything away from her, as Donald wanted as a relief from the breach of the pre-nup, Ivana watered down her allegations, but in no way recanted or denied them.

As the Lost Tycoon was going to be released to bookstores, Donald Trump sent a notice to the publisher and demanded that the insert which is included below, be attached to the book.

The notice reworded Ivana’s claim of rape and used more weasely words to describe what still amounted to spousal rape.

I will ask your husband to sign an acknowledgement of all of Donald Trump’s business failures, misogyny, racism and sexual assaults on women beginning with his rape of Ivana.

I also want your husband to acknowledge that Trump was a major business loser,  having gone bankrupt six times and someone who played fast and loose with other people’s money to the point where the US banking industry considered him to be financial poison.

That is why Trump had to go to billionaires like Vladimir Putin, and others in Kazakhstan, China and India for loans. And now they own him.

Harry Hurt provides a 1993 snap shot of so-called billionaire Trumps’ financial troubles.

Hurt said Trump’s value in 1993 was approximately, – $350 million; that is negative $350 million, if he was forced to liquidate all his highly leveraged properties to repay his loans, bonds and debentures.

I will ask your husband to acknowledge that Trump is a racist who coddles the KKK (will we soon see an invitational only cross burning at the Trump White House Lawn — Whites Only????)

If your husband signs, seals and delivers the agreement/acknowledgement I will gladly re-write the laundered cheque.

However, if he refuses to sign the acknowledgement, then I will refuse to re-write the cheque, which God destroyed as a sign of displeasure at the election of that cretin Trump.

You should not feel bad for unwittingly destroying the $100 cheque in the wash, as you were only working on God’s behalf — deus ex machina – the hand of God.

Ha ha ha ha… wow…best $100 wager I ever made…It will provide me a lifetime of hilarity.

Did I say hilarity? I meant to say “Hillary-ity”.

LOL

In friendship…Frank

Dear readers here is Stevie Wonder’s Signed, Sealed, Delivered

 

 

Humour: Contribute to Amnesty International so they can keep a watch on Donald Trump – America’s Hitler by Frank Giorno : A Northern Blog – “The world seen through northern eyes”

Warning: The following has humour and truth that might offend people who support Donald Trump. Read at your own risk.
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Donald being Donald tells the world where it can go: “People try to put me down, but I just tell them all to kiss my billions.

In 1932, Many people in Germany laughed when their very own Charlie Chaplin-ed mustachioed clown Adolf Hitler won the Chancellorship of Germany by the tiniest of minorities. After all this was the clownish buffoon who in 1924 thought he would start a fascist revolution by overthrowing a Munich beer hall.
 
Difference is that in a four horse field, Donald Trump actually lost the election by two million votes, yet because of the ‘Lecter College and the killing of democracy, the cretin Trump becomes the illegitimate president of the most heavily armed nation on the planet and perhaps the entire Solar System.
 
And I know my dear right wing friends will respond in anger or write some smart aleck response to my post. But we can’t hide facts about Donald Trumpler any longer.
 
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Donald Trump, admires Adolf Hitler. Notice the Hitlerian influence on Trump. Here is Trump’s open mouth yelling of his hateful messages..compare to the open mouth yell of Adolph Hitler

Trump is an admirer of Adolf Hitler as this passage from Harry Hurt III the author of Lost Tycoon Trump’s (p.341) unauthorized biography clearly indicates. Trump is not academically inclined, this was a how to book, folks…How to bamboozle big crowds.

 
What we can do is help human rights organizations like Amnesty International keep on eye on Herr Trumpler and intervene when called on. Call Amnesty International and donate now with a statement indicating you are concerned about Trump’s threat to imprison Hillary Clinton.
Click here to contribute to Amnesty International:
 
You supporters of Donald Trump who still are basically good people although thoroughly bamboozled by his lies can also contribute to Amnesty International too.
Your contributions will help Amnesty keep an eye On American’s new Third Reich.
 
Yes, that’s right folks lets not mince meat here any longer.
In 1990, according to author Harry Hurt III, the Donald was given or purchased the entire set of Hitler’s Speeches.collected in an edition titled “The New Order”..and I don’t think Herr Trump only had a passing academic interest. This collection of Hitler speeches was a how to book, folks…How to bamboozle big crowds. Notice as in Hitler’s Triumph of the Will, it was all about large crowds, theatrics, blusters and big lies.
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Compare Hitler’s open mouth yelling to Trump’s yelling in the previous photo. The admiration is obvious. Also notice Hitler’s odd hand gestures, something he shares with Trump’s odd hand movements. Although it looks like Hitler’s hands are huge compared to Trump’s tiny hands.

What we can do is help human rights organizations like Amnesty International keep on eye on Herr Trumpler and intervene when called on.

Call Amnesty International and donate now with a statement indicating you are concerned about Trump’s threat to imprison Hillary Clinton.

 

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Donald Trump boned up on Hitler’s speeches as early as 1990 notes author Harry Hurt III Lost Tycoon, 1993 (p.341)

Author Hurt notes more than a passing similarity between Adolfo’s big lies and Donaldo’s big lies. Donald’ big lies were the hall mark of his career in the New York City and Global development industry; and more recently with his entry into politics with his discredited birth movement..

Hitler and Trump they both lied and the poor sad sack uneducated marks, suckers who voted for both Hitler and Trump (obviously some highly educated volk too) had to live with tragic consequences.)

They also threatened to arrest political opponents. Hitler did, Trumpler so far has only threatened to do so.

Soon Amnesty International may have to campaign to free from prison Hillary Clinton , the numerous women who accused Donald Trump of sexual assaults, and the Trump admirers who were foolish enough to enroll as students in the scam Trump University. They now are suing their former guru for fraud.

Trump who has a penchant for revenge against his perceived enemies may also try arrest journalists, financiers, fellow billionaires who mocked him and anyone who makes fun of his small hands in relations to the size of his organ-i-zation…yeah that’s it the size of his tiny electoral organ-i-zation. LOL

Here is ACDC with Big Balls

 

Trump’s loss-victory is a pyrrhic victory by Frank Giorno: A Northern Blog – The world seen through northern eyes

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Donald Trump, America’s political cannibal will have plenty of sharpened knives coming after him over the next four years. His loss-victory is a pyrrhic victory. It comes with too great a cost for Trump. He has angered and enraged too making Americans. His four years will be a constant series of scandals and defeats.

Donald Trump has won a pyrrhic victory.

So he won the presidency of the United States.

Big deal…he actually lost.

A pyrrhic is a victory or goal achieved at too great a cost. Remember this term when thinking about Donald Trump’s so called victory.

In another country, but the undemocratic United States, Donald Trump would have lost hands down.

So Trump’s loss-victory has come at too great a cost for him. His lack of release of information on his income tax returns will haunt him. Don’t think for a minute the media will let up on this.

What dirty secret is Trump hiding? Why won’t he just release his tax info if he has nothing to hide?

And though Wikileaker Julian Assange, with two outstanding sexual assault charges against him, has cozied up to Trump, while holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy in London; that is not to say other cyber leakers won’t gladly hack away until they release the juiciest tidbit secret info out there for hackers to chomp on.

Trumps unusually close relationship with Russian Billionaire Dictator Vladimir “No Disputin'” Putin will hound him and come back to bite Trump in the ass.

Already Republican Senator Lindsay Graham of South Carolina is calling for a senate investigation into the meddling of Russia in the US election.

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Senior Republican Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has called for a Senate investigation into Russia’s incursion into the recent American election. Official Senate Photo

Trump’s lies to the American working class will strangle him…he promised extremely rich people at a recent dinner at Club 21 in New York they will get major tax cuts.

Folks you cannot give your pals in the Establishment on Wall Street and still implement a $1 Trillion infrastructure program promised by Trump without bankrupting the US….come to think of it…Trump will do very well bankrupting the US treasury, he has had six already…what is a seventh, eh.

Trump already starts out in a hole. He has has 2 million less supporters the winner-loser Hillary Clinton. That is like starting in a trench to begin his administration. He is going to have to work like the dickens just to get to ground level with Americans.

Also Trump has hitched his horse to the worst aspects of American society elements that have been thoroughly trounced and rejected in the US since at least the Mid-1950s…I am talking about racists in the KKK, his chief advisor Steven Bannon the guru of the alt.right conspiracy; anti-semitic rants at home though conflictingly pro-Israel won’t fool the US Jewish Anti-Defamation League.

His anti-women stance astonishingly garnered him the support of 53 percent of fearful white women. He actually did better with women than straight-laced Mits Romney.

But when things settle down and all the hate talk dissipates some of these white women will recall his grab them by the pussy remark wonder why they voted for that pig.

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Trump’s admiration for Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke won’t win him many converts to make up for the 2 million vote deficit he will be starting with on the dawn of his presidency.

His anti-immigration, anti- Mexican, anti- Muslim stance cost him votes in this election and will lose him more in the future.

Now that Trump is the president he will become the focus of major leaks about his taxes, his lawsuits, his conflict of interests, the depth of his own personal foreign indebtedness.

The first major challenge for Trump will be the fraud lawsuits pertaining to Trump University later this month.

With so many problems in his personal finances why would this megalomaniac Trump want to be president.

The knives are already poised to rip Trump apart and the pyrrhic victory is all he can claim.

He has antagonized too many people including senior Republican Party Officials who will not bow down to this cretin despite his loss-victory in the election.

Many of his challengers that he so brutally eviscerated during the Republican Primaries will be among the first to take the first stabs at Donald.

… except for Senator Ted Cruz, whose sucking up to Trump after Trump thoroughly humiliated him, his wife and his family is a classic case of political masochism.

President Trump is ripe for the picking.

As the Rolling Stones sang Let it Bleed.

Joke: Why do the Americans call it the Lecter College? by Frank Giorno : A Northern Blog – the world seen through northern eyes

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Ok here is a joke.

We all need a good laugh.

Shortly after the 2016 US presidential election a young girl asked her parents a question.

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Why do they call it the Lecter College? Because the Electoral Collage kills democracy in America, the way Hannibal Lecter killed people.

“Dad? Mom? Why in the U.S. presidential elections do they call it the Lecter College?”

“Well that’s easy dear,” the parents replied.

“It’s called the Lecter College because the Electoral College kills democracy in America, the way Hannibal Lecter, the serial killing cannibal killed people.

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Donald Trump, American’s serial, political cannibal, shows the mouth and jaws he used to devour his opponents.