Political Humour: “The Lost Wager ” by Frank Giorno : A Northern Blog – The world seen through northern eyes

Recently I asked my Facebook friends to provide me advice on how I should handle a request for a replacement cheque of $100  that I provided a right wing friend of mine when Donald Trump was declared president-elect of the United States.

Thank you for all your advice on how to respond for the request  for me to replace the $100 cheque.

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Donald Trump, admires Adolf Hitler. Notice the Hitlerian influence on Trump. Here is Trump’s open mouth yelling of his hateful messages..Just like Adolph Hitler’s open mouth yelling.

After I sent the $100 cheque to my hyper conservative friend, he failed to deposit it and left it in his shirt pocket which his wife put in the washing machine and dryer thus destroying it.

I dismissed outright the suggestion from another elderly conservative, Trump-loving friend (well more elderly than me LOL), who wanted me to immediately re-write the cheque and send it to the unfortunate fellow whose wife laundered the cheque in the wash.

To all my middle of the road and lefty friends who said I paid my debt and it is his problem that the cheque was destroyed in the wash ha ha ha ha ha…the symbolism is drenched in comedy. LOL.

As an admirer of Canadian Prime Minister William Lyon McKenzie King who on the issue of a Canadian wartime conscription during World War 2 utter these very funny words: (part of the evolution of the Canadian comedy tradition, I guess) — my approach will be be pragmatic and flexible.

“Conscription but not necessarily conscription,”said PM King.

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Wartime Canadian PM, William Lyon Mackenzie King.

So in paraphrasing King, I say unto the the winner of the wager: “Re-issuing the cheque, but not necessarily re-issuing the cheque”

Here is my email to his wife with my proposed solution.

“Haha ha a ha ha ha ha ha LOL.

This must be God’s displeasure at the incomprehensible results of the US election leading to the so-called victory of the satanic Mr. Trump.

How else can one explain the comedy over the destruction of the cheque that was my payment in full for the $100 wager I lost to your husband.

And the irony that the cheque was destroyed while his shirt was being washed and laundered clean.

As if God was saying “wash away the filth that is Donald Trump.”

Trump is a loser, whom 65 million Americans rejected, but despite only gaining 63 million votes – two million less than Hillary Clinton, the undemocratic US ‘Lector College declared Trump, President.

(The ‘Lector College kills democracy as surely as Hannibal Lecter killed people in Silence of the Lambs).

Doesn’t the Book of Revelation say something about the end of times being near when the insane rule over the good, sane people of the earth? LOL!

Donald Trump is the first, openly insane presidential candidate to win the Presidency.

Some of us remember the insane candidacy of Lyndon Larouche. Mr. Larouche who espoused much of the same philosophy as the Trumpster never won in the 1980s and 1990s.

I must also note, that the 2016 Election was also tainted by the massive and unprecedented incursion of the FBI into the election on Trump’s behalf a week prior to voting – falsely claiming Clinton was embroiled in Anthony Weiner’s emails. And then saying oops…we were wrong – she wasn’t.

Let me think about whether I should replace the cheque.

Certainly if I do re-issue it, it will be after the recount in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania, that will be triggered by allegations of cyber hacking of the computer based voting systems in those states.

Jill Stein, the Green Party presidential candidate, has already filed for a recount in Michigan on Friday. She now has the funds to officially demand a recount in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.

Also, I will require your husband to sign an agreement/acknowledgement and mail it to me before I possibly send him the replacement cheque.

That is of course unless the recounts in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania reverse the totals thus giving those states’ electoral college votes to Hillary Clinton, who in those circumstances will be declared President elect.

In that case of course your husband will send me the cheque.

In the attachment I have included several sections from Harry Hurt III’s 1993 book on Trump and Ivana titled “Lost Tycoon”. The sections describe Donald Trump’s brutal sexual assault and rape of his wife at the time– Ivana Trump.

You can not say this book is some false news that was cooked up to defeat Trump in this election, like the James Comey false allegations and all the Ezra Levant and Breitbart bullshit your husband wants me to read in his support of Trump.

These facts in Harry Hurt’s book have stood the test of time and are true. Trump has had 23 years to sue the writer for libel, but he didn’t because the truth will trump Trump and his denials that he raped Ivana.

Ivana filed a deposition in court in 1992 saying she was raped by Donald Trump in 1989. She also told author Harry Hurt III the same information in the interviews, Hurt conducted with Ivana. Hurt also interviewed Trump himself, Trump’s dad Fred and others in researching the book.

Afterwards, Trump got a restraining order on Ivana because their pre-nuptial agreement said she could not disclose the details of Trump’s business and personal life.

Fearing that the courts would take everything away from her, as Donald wanted as a relief from the breach of the pre-nup, Ivana watered down her allegations, but in no way recanted or denied them.

As the Lost Tycoon was going to be released to bookstores, Donald Trump sent a notice to the publisher and demanded that the insert which is included below, be attached to the book.

The notice reworded Ivana’s claim of rape and used more weasely words to describe what still amounted to spousal rape.

I will ask your husband to sign an acknowledgement of all of Donald Trump’s business failures, misogyny, racism and sexual assaults on women beginning with his rape of Ivana.

I also want your husband to acknowledge that Trump was a major business loser,  having gone bankrupt six times and someone who played fast and loose with other people’s money to the point where the US banking industry considered him to be financial poison.

That is why Trump had to go to billionaires like Vladimir Putin, and others in Kazakhstan, China and India for loans. And now they own him.

Harry Hurt provides a 1993 snap shot of so-called billionaire Trumps’ financial troubles.

Hurt said Trump’s value in 1993 was approximately, – $350 million; that is negative $350 million, if he was forced to liquidate all his highly leveraged properties to repay his loans, bonds and debentures.

I will ask your husband to acknowledge that Trump is a racist who coddles the KKK (will we soon see an invitational only cross burning at the Trump White House Lawn — Whites Only????)

If your husband signs, seals and delivers the agreement/acknowledgement I will gladly re-write the laundered cheque.

However, if he refuses to sign the acknowledgement, then I will refuse to re-write the cheque, which God destroyed as a sign of displeasure at the election of that cretin Trump.

You should not feel bad for unwittingly destroying the $100 cheque in the wash, as you were only working on God’s behalf — deus ex machina – the hand of God.

Ha ha ha ha… wow…best $100 wager I ever made…It will provide me a lifetime of hilarity.

Did I say hilarity? I meant to say “Hillary-ity”.

LOL

In friendship…Frank

Dear readers here is Stevie Wonder’s Signed, Sealed, Delivered

 

 

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Humour: Contribute to Amnesty International so they can keep a watch on Donald Trump – America’s Hitler by Frank Giorno : A Northern Blog – “The world seen through northern eyes”

Warning: The following has humour and truth that might offend people who support Donald Trump. Read at your own risk.
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Donald being Donald tells the world where it can go: “People try to put me down, but I just tell them all to kiss my billions.

In 1932, Many people in Germany laughed when their very own Charlie Chaplin-ed mustachioed clown Adolf Hitler won the Chancellorship of Germany by the tiniest of minorities. After all this was the clownish buffoon who in 1924 thought he would start a fascist revolution by overthrowing a Munich beer hall.
 
Difference is that in a four horse field, Donald Trump actually lost the election by two million votes, yet because of the ‘Lecter College and the killing of democracy, the cretin Trump becomes the illegitimate president of the most heavily armed nation on the planet and perhaps the entire Solar System.
 
And I know my dear right wing friends will respond in anger or write some smart aleck response to my post. But we can’t hide facts about Donald Trumpler any longer.
 
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Donald Trump, admires Adolf Hitler. Notice the Hitlerian influence on Trump. Here is Trump’s open mouth yelling of his hateful messages..compare to the open mouth yell of Adolph Hitler

Trump is an admirer of Adolf Hitler as this passage from Harry Hurt III the author of Lost Tycoon Trump’s (p.341) unauthorized biography clearly indicates. Trump is not academically inclined, this was a how to book, folks…How to bamboozle big crowds.

 
What we can do is help human rights organizations like Amnesty International keep on eye on Herr Trumpler and intervene when called on. Call Amnesty International and donate now with a statement indicating you are concerned about Trump’s threat to imprison Hillary Clinton.
Click here to contribute to Amnesty International:
 
You supporters of Donald Trump who still are basically good people although thoroughly bamboozled by his lies can also contribute to Amnesty International too.
Your contributions will help Amnesty keep an eye On American’s new Third Reich.
 
Yes, that’s right folks lets not mince meat here any longer.
In 1990, according to author Harry Hurt III, the Donald was given or purchased the entire set of Hitler’s Speeches.collected in an edition titled “The New Order”..and I don’t think Herr Trump only had a passing academic interest. This collection of Hitler speeches was a how to book, folks…How to bamboozle big crowds. Notice as in Hitler’s Triumph of the Will, it was all about large crowds, theatrics, blusters and big lies.
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Compare Hitler’s open mouth yelling to Trump’s yelling in the previous photo. The admiration is obvious. Also notice Hitler’s odd hand gestures, something he shares with Trump’s odd hand movements. Although it looks like Hitler’s hands are huge compared to Trump’s tiny hands.

What we can do is help human rights organizations like Amnesty International keep on eye on Herr Trumpler and intervene when called on.

Call Amnesty International and donate now with a statement indicating you are concerned about Trump’s threat to imprison Hillary Clinton.

 

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Donald Trump boned up on Hitler’s speeches as early as 1990 notes author Harry Hurt III Lost Tycoon, 1993 (p.341)

Author Hurt notes more than a passing similarity between Adolfo’s big lies and Donaldo’s big lies. Donald’ big lies were the hall mark of his career in the New York City and Global development industry; and more recently with his entry into politics with his discredited birth movement..

Hitler and Trump they both lied and the poor sad sack uneducated marks, suckers who voted for both Hitler and Trump (obviously some highly educated volk too) had to live with tragic consequences.)

They also threatened to arrest political opponents. Hitler did, Trumpler so far has only threatened to do so.

Soon Amnesty International may have to campaign to free from prison Hillary Clinton , the numerous women who accused Donald Trump of sexual assaults, and the Trump admirers who were foolish enough to enroll as students in the scam Trump University. They now are suing their former guru for fraud.

Trump who has a penchant for revenge against his perceived enemies may also try arrest journalists, financiers, fellow billionaires who mocked him and anyone who makes fun of his small hands in relations to the size of his organ-i-zation…yeah that’s it the size of his tiny electoral organ-i-zation. LOL

Here is ACDC with Big Balls

 

Joke: Why do the Americans call it the Lecter College? by Frank Giorno : A Northern Blog – the world seen through northern eyes

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Ok here is a joke.

We all need a good laugh.

Shortly after the 2016 US presidential election a young girl asked her parents a question.

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Why do they call it the Lecter College? Because the Electoral Collage kills democracy in America, the way Hannibal Lecter killed people.

“Dad? Mom? Why in the U.S. presidential elections do they call it the Lecter College?”

“Well that’s easy dear,” the parents replied.

“It’s called the Lecter College because the Electoral College kills democracy in America, the way Hannibal Lecter, the serial killing cannibal killed people.

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Donald Trump, American’s serial, political cannibal, shows the mouth and jaws he used to devour his opponents.